There’s No Cure for Being a Cunt

You’ve been diagnosed and it’s unfortunate. You’ll always be a cunt. Don’t feel too badly about it, about 60 million other Americans share your biology.

Here are some simple questions to ask yourself to analyze whether or not you are in fact an incorrigible cunt.

  1. Do you find yourself believing that you are capable of determining how others should live their lives?
  2. Do you believe you live a more moral life than others?
  3. Do you surmise that your opinion is fact even in the face of real facts?
  4. Do you feel the need to defend your actions with excuses?
  5. Are you afraid of progress and change?
  6. Are you a Monday morning quarterback Christian?
  7. Do you repeatedly pick at others for not being “up to your standards”?

If you answered affirmative to any of these questions, congratulations! You are a cunt of the highest order. There is no cure. Eventually you will fade into the ether and people will ostracize you because you are no longer relevant to a successful society.

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