Okay, so I’m going to spring something on you here and let me know if you don’t follow.
Rodeo cowboys have really exuberant fans. They even have their own set of groupies like Rock Stars. These groupies though, they aren’t called groupies on the rodeo circuit, they’re called “Buckle Bunnies”. Isn’t that cute? NOT.
I’ve been seeing so many memes from conservatives and republicans lately touting Rapey Cheeto’s military prowess, how he has bigger balls than Obama, or it’s about time we kill some towel heads, and he’s a real leader because he’s not afraid to go to war that I’ve decided to call these people “War Whores”. It’s their very own groupie name.
I guess it would be easy to be a mindless drone and an uncaring fuckwit and just drop a few bombs (of course he owns stock in those companies) on innocent civilians. You know: men, women, and children who just want peace and prosperity. I can’t imagine it would be that difficult to make an uneducated decision that effects masses of people and ecosystems when you have no knowledge of how diplomacy or foreign policy works. I suppose it’s easiest to send our troops secretly into those countries to fight wars that you nor anyone in your family has ever sacrificed for. Yeah, I guess to the War Whores in America that looks like big balls, to the rest of us who actually understand what’s really going on, it just makes you all little dicks.
Are you happy that these actions are directly affecting our gas prices in America? Are you thrilled that our scientific and medical communities are now suffering? Is your sac all filled up and stiff because your Rapey Cheeto is a flip flopping War Whore? Are you running down to your recruiter to sign up for military action? Are you watching and supporting a war with North Korea? Or are you just keyboard warrioring it and posting some bullshit meme about how happy you are that your President dropped 59 Tomahawk Missiles on an obscure airbase in Syria, literally doing less than 20% damage. Did you even acknowledge that this fuck called Syria and Russia first to let them know? Were you upset that Syria literally sent more planes with bombs out of the same airbase the same night to bomb their innocent babies your Rapey Cheeto got on TV and spouted his concern over?
Do you find it weird that someone would drop tomahawk missiles on an obscure airbase in retaliation for a gas attack on citizens of Syria instead of say I don’t know, lifting a travel ban? Setting up safe zones? Dropping aid or weapons to the resistance? Seems totally legit right, but fuck it, whooo hoooo he dropped some fucking bombs, oh hellz yeah. Amiright?
Did it turn your stomach when he said on television “God Bless the World”? Oh I’ll bet that chapped your ass. Cause you know, “they hate us for our Freedom!”
I hope your memes give you comfort and I’ll let you in on a little secret, those men and women in the military laugh at all you War Whores.